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Thursday, April 06, 2006

Cheeseversation

Note: Long, extremely punny, but well worth it.

lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
is squash just another name for zucchini?
~crystal - oh no the seasons are changing! says:
no a squash is fat!
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
if she says so.
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
hm
well
*corny joke*
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
GROAN
*throws corn*
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
MEGAGROAN
*makes popcorn*
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
HUMOUNGAGROAN
*slathers cheese over*
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
GIGANTOMONGAGROWN
ok it ends
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
hah couldn't come up with something more....cheesy?
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
groan
i wanted to keep the exchange brie-f
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
sidenote
why does minh's nick have latin in it
and GROAN
i can't (camem)bert it any longer!
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
i hate to be curd, but that makes no sense!
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
its pronounced camembear?
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
meeeeeeeh
and dont tell me you didnt get that!
because it's so corny even "oops i guess i made a blue-per" had to take 2nd place!
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
huh?
i didnt get meeeeeeeh
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
GOAT
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
GOAT
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
ARGHHHHHHHH
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
oh dont have cow
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
COW
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
COW
HAH
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
lol
like, really, lol.
you've taken punning to a new level lah
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
yes well
have had lots of practice
haha
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
we gouda show this to someone
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
peh
gouda cheese
i had to google to find out that one
haha
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
haha you'venever heard of gouda?
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
nope
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
they sell it in ntuc for heavens sake
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
i know few cheeses
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
you ought to (liva)rot in hell for not knowing that
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
bah
i mars(capone) go and do a little bit more research
mozz(arella) of the cheeses i know are the common ones
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
don't be a buffalo
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
?
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
buffalo cheese
but i admit that was gratuitous
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
there's such a thing?
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
i think
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
hm
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
they use it in american cooking
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
bah, americans
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
so it cant be very good though
along with monterey jack
for heavens sake
7-11 has a snack with monterey jack in it
although i quite like that one
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
hm
the taquito?
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
yup
more precisely, the go-go taquito!
if you leave them out too long they get feta-id, though
you (ri)cotta eat em fresh
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
peh
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
have you gone off mugging already? don't be a provolone ranger!
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
we've cotta(ge) stop this nonsense
hm
where're (ched)dar and the rest?
(gratuitous, yes i know)
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
YES
maybe they're on top of a (emmen)tal building!
(fight fire with fire)
or at (roque)fort canning!
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
ok this (sw)iss getting tiresome
so let's study
(see, no pun)
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
haha fine fine
i was trying to think of a final cheese to say good luck with
but no joy
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
and i always thought camembert was pronounced camem-bert
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
i don't think so
camem-bear
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
hmm well
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
i hope
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
BEAR!
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
otherwise that means i've been pro nouncing it wrong all the while
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
BEAR!
anyway
but dont the danish make it?
or something
or the aussies
hm
anyway
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
camembert is a very common cheese
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
same difference
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
i think even malaysians could make it
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
kamembert
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
if malaysia had cows
yup
kamembert
even vishnu dairy farm in choa chu kang could
i went there on an excursion once
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
hm well
odd that they should be milking their sacred animals
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
but you have to milk em
its painful for them udderwise
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
arghhhhhhhhh
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
do you think they'd really give a cow about milking em if not?
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
i dont know
i'd find it offensive, wouldn't yo(ghurt)?
mooving on
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
oh, so its dairy's churn to get punned on?
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
stats
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
we sure have a whey with words!
then STOP IT
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
(bo)vine. i will.
dont get all bullish
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
ARGH
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
hahahaha
one for the rod(eo)
lance! / really needs to be studying. says:
ARGHHHHH
weiming / i love my girlfriend long time says:
i can't believe we just wasted an hour of our lives like that

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