Wednesday, March 01, 2006
Public Service Announcement #243
Dear Singapore,
Do note that skews is nowhere near as polite as a proper "excuse me". Do also note that I will skewer the next person that asks me to skews. It's a joke, laugh.
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An Ode to Trini
My friend Trini, I've known her for long
And since it's her birthday, I'll write her a song.
Just today she turned twenty-two
I'll tell you a secret, just between me and you.
My friend Trini, she ages gracefully
Many say, not quite unlike a tree.
A tree gets a new layer of bark each year
And Trini, well, you can infer.
My friend Trini, wanted a present, so
I was thinking, Extrim or Xando?
She berated me with a good slap
"I want nothing less than uZap!"
My friend Trini, always seems to wax
Lyrical about her boyfriend, Alex.
I hope that perhaps you'll wed
And spend many good years ahead.
My friend Trini, she's such a dear
Whatever would I do without her?
So here's wishing you a happy birthday
May we remain fatty friends always!
Happy Birthday Tirni!!
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Oh yah, congrats to lil'sis, who's officially owned me at the A levels! 4As, A2, a Merit and a Distinction!
11:37 PM
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