Friday, December 30, 2005
Dear Santa,
You didn't visit me this year. I've been a good boy, really! So I'm really just hoping you left it till late to visit me, or braked too late on the way here and fell into the ocean, like everyone else does, and are still coming, just a coupla days late.
Since I'm so sure you're going to be here soon, I just want to make a few requests.
1. Stop school from starting. This isn't really my request since I'm a good boy, but that bad, bad boy Lance has been complaining about this and so I thought I'd be a good, good boy and help him ask you.
2. Let ticket number 2626604 win the 1st Prize in the Big Sweep draw next week. I've absolutely no vested interest in this, obviously (since I'm a good boy), it's just that 2626604's been my favourite number all my life! Wouldn't it be cool to have your favourite number win the lottery? And while you're at it, why not let my 2nd favourite number, 2092337 win the 2nd prize? Then it'd be uber cool.
3. Give me more icewine? Please? It's really all for my friends.
4. Help Arsenal find their mojo.
5. Lawnmowers.
They're really small favours to ask, aren't they? If you grant them, I'll be an even better boy next year, and we all know how impossible a task that is!
Love, Me.
11:05 PM
The tagboard's not here.... for now.
The tagboard's not here.... for now.
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